Con-Cast Inc.
Privacy Policy
Your privacy is very important to us here at Con-Cast. However, we reserve the right to tap into your Internet browser and take a peek at whatever it is your doing. This may mean we have access to your personal information. Don't worry, we're very responsible when it comes to your personal info. Just don't be alarmed if we update your Facebook status for you every now and then. Don't forget to log out!
Terms of Use & Privacy Policy
By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law. But who are we kidding? Nobody reads this anyway.
Terms of Use
Like we said, there's a good chance nobody is actually reading this. So here's a list of what you can and cannot do as a Con-Cast customer:
Thou shalt not switch Internet provider companies unless making a personal sacrifice, such as selling your soul to us or giving us your first born child.
Thou shalt not complain about your Internet service. Don't forget, we have your personal info. We know where you live.
Thou shalt not question additional fees on your bill.
Thou shalt pledge allegience to Con-Cast and accept Con-Cast as the Supreme Internet Provider